'TLC' has the power to stop women in their tracks. I've never seen anything like it. If I ever wanted to rob a sorority house, I would just run in, turn on whatever gay assed show they have on, and clean the place out! I'd be flush in panties and eyeliner for the rest of my life.
Some of you may be wondering if I have decided to include a smoking third grader in my strips. No. That's Beverly. She's like a drunk, vulgar, and horny Keebler elf that smokes a pack a day. She is just over five feet tall, I think, and most of that is her mouth. She's fun. She can kick your ass.
I was torn between doing this strip, and a strip that put me at the dentist's office. I cracked a tooth last Saturday, so I made this decade's trip to the dentist. The damage isn't all that bad, actually. I just need three crowns, but no root canals. Not bad for a man who hasn't seen the dentist since this country had a president I liked.