Due to the underwhelming appreciation of my last strip, I've decided to shit another one out right quick. I don't know if you guys will think this is as funny as I do, but it's a damn sure sight funnier than the last one.
This really nice guy got his vehicle broken into in the parking lot next door tonight. Man, that pisses me off. I don't know why, but someone ripping someone's car off is a huge peeve of mine, right up there with cat punting and nun stomping. He took it like a man, too. He wasn't mad or even stressed out about it. I con't say I'd handle it that well. But then again, I usually relieve stress by flailing my arms around and cursing God in blasphemous tones. That doesn't work for everyone.
Oh, and sometimes I put my humor into the articles that I write under the strips, people.