Well, she's still a gossip and I'm still an asshole. I take comfort in the fact that some things never change.

So there I am, right? Sitting on Dean's couch, minding my own goddamn business, when Justin mentions that he was told through the vine that I'm engaged to Saira. With a minimum of effort and the maximum amount of swear words humanly possible I trace down this nasty ass rumor to its source: my ex-fiancee Courtney. She is trying to hide under a different alias, but I know it was her. So here we are. I have found the leak in my camp, and have summarily silenced it.

Man, first they changed Spider-man's costume, and now my ex is coming around. I feel like that guy in the bible. Not Jesus... the other one. With the thing. And that other thing. With sheep.

Why you no on my mailing list?? You need be on my mailing list!! Hulk smash!!!!