I am 20,000 feet above the ground as I write this. That's kinda neat.

I admit that I'm not too sure how well received this latest comic is going to be. I think that it's kind of funny, but I laugh at stupid things. Then I hit them.

Ken wants full credit for this one, folks, but I'm only giving him 75%. And he's lucky to get that, what with him being born a shithead and all. This was, however, his idea. I do feel obligated to tell all four of you that this is pretty much- verbatim -a conversation that we had while watching the best goraam sci-fi movie to come out in years.

Canceling Firefly: just more proof that the Fox network is dumber than a bag full of hammers.