The saga of our intrepid hero's ass continues in this, our second installment of my first story line. In truth, were any member of my government to go beyond my sphincter in efforts to protect an asshole, I'd have to start swinging on somebody. Momma ain't raised no fool.

If you're paying attention, you'll notice that not a goddamned thing has changed on my web site. Good for you. No mailing list, no new counter, and no contributions to society of any kind.

But wait!!! Is this is mailing list? I don't know! Is it fucking working?