I thought of this, sensibly enough, right after I had to ask a man to stop talking to me in an airport bathroom. I absolutly hate when people try to turn biology time into quality time. Just let me expell my demons and go about my business. I don't want to be interviewed while I'm doing it. Dammit!

I don't have much to write right now. Don't get me wrong. I've got a lot going on right now, but it isn't the kind of stuff I'd want to put out on the web 'cause, you know... damn!

I do have to say, at the risk of being punched by my girlfriend and sporting another black eye for a week, that girls in Missouri are really pretty. I mean, television quality pretty. That was a surprise, since I have gotten used to meeting extremely ugly people in my work.