I don’t think that it’s right to say that I ‘watch’ Heroes anymore. It would be more accurate to say that I ‘cringe in painful anticipation’ while Heroes is on. Every episode of this season, with the notable exception of the two-parter in the middle, felt akin to watching hour long segments of children playing in traffic. Every so often an errant plotline would come swerving into the story arc and head straight for one of the main characters, causing me to fight my natural reaction to turn my head and look away before the painful impact splatters the horribly bloody mess that is the plot all over my TV screen. Like a pusher who once in a blue moon gives his junkies a taste of the high quality smack just to keep them hooked, there were two episodes right in the hump of the season that were damn near exactly what the fans expected to see in the show. After that, it was nothing but week after week of Fonzie on his motorcycle, soaring over that old shark tank. One may ask the question: Why do you continue to watch a show that makes your soul die a little more every single Monday? Because go fuck yourself… that’s why.
Yes, I have a new strip out. Yes, I will continue to get strips out at the rate of ONE a week for at least eight weeks. Why only one a week? Why at least eights weeks worth? Go fuck yourself.
I know that the quality of the artwork has not really evolved much since around the 20th strip, but there’s a good reason for that. The way it looks now is simple, easy to manipulate, and FREE, so… refer to the answers to questions one through three. Let me assure all five or six of my faithful fans that I CAN actually draw. As a matter of fact, I am trying to get together a motion comic so that I can continue to teach myself Flash animation in the process. While working on this project, I have come out with some pretty nice artwork, in my supreme and humble opinion. If all goes as planned, I will probably post samples of them in some of my new posts. If things don’t go as planned, then… you know...
…shut up.
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