There is an email link in the panel above the strip. Saira says that she isn't like this. I said 'Liar. Liar. Pants on fire'. Please, if you know Siara and have watched a movie with her, weigh in on this topic.

Everyone was riveted by Congress's grilling of Clements in my office. For those of you who don't know or... care, really, Roger Clement, or Clemens, or Cleetus, or some damn thing was accused of taking a growth hormone to improve his skill with balls. Congress demanded an investigation into it. Apparently the dude is denying with every fiber of his being that he didn't do it, but rumor has it that there are fibers in hypodermic needles that used to be in his being that link him to needles, and drugs, and beer cans. True story. Some may ask if there is proof, why would he deny it to Congress? I have a different, more pervasive question.

Why in God's green and virent fucking Earth is the Congress of collected states of America clogging the filthy wheels of government with this useless bullshit? Is unemployment up? Is our economy tanking? Are U.S. soldiers fighting oil bandits... er... insurgents overseas? Is GAS still expensive? If the answer is yes to any of these, then we should open palm monkey slap every one of those Congressmen on their whiskey scented lips for fucking around on the job. Base ball... listen carefully now... baseball is not a necessary factor in American life.

Not. Fucking. Important.

It is a game. GAME. It is played. As a matter of fact, it is a boring game. If it disappeared tomorrow, life would go on just as it has for everyone but the people that make a living at it. It's god damned garnish, you Congressional ass hats. Why not take your well fed time that was wasted show-boating for CNN and FOX news and do something about our nation's meth problem, or figure out why the Canadian dollar outranks the U.S. dollar?

At least McCarthy had an excuse for his stupidity. He was a raving alcoholic.

 

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