I actually wrote this strip right after I found out that my friend, Ken's brother, David was going to have a baby with his girlfriend who is half his age and hotter than a two dollar pistol. Congratulations to the luckiest, smartest dumb person I have ever met. Ken really wants to have a baby, but then again, Ken also wants to go back in time to see if his extensive knowledge would allow him to win World War II in three months. Ken wants unrealistic things.

So, in a related story, I was watching late night cable porn this weekend. In case you aren't in the know, cable porn is like actual porn, but instead of hardcore scenes of people sexing it up, they show slow motion scenes of men rubbing thier faces up against Tupperware titties. Anyway, what drew my eye was that the precursor to said plastic jollies was a loose plot about a tech guy going over to the porn queen's house because her web cam wouldn't work. The REALLY built tech support guy hooked up a serial port camera to her laptop. Apparently, this is porn from 1994, as serial ports are about as well used as Jesus Jones concert tickets nowadays. And he didn't even install any drivers! All he did was plug it in, put it on the screen, and then take the chick into the can to monkey hump her in the bathtub.

Oh, and the only time that a tech support guy gets THAT buffed up is if he ISN'T getting laid. This guy was like He-Man with a helium hose stuck in his ass! I guess his body would explain why he was surrounded by candles, gorilla pounding some plastic stripper while I was surrounded by cats and ferrets WATCHING him gorilla hump Plastic Patty.

Meh. Fuck 'im.

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