I actually wrote this strip right
after I found out that my friend, Ken's brother, David was going to
have a baby with his girlfriend who is half his age and hotter than
a two dollar pistol. Congratulations to the luckiest, smartest dumb
person I have ever met. Ken really wants to have a baby, but then again,
Ken also wants to go back in time to see if his extensive knowledge
would allow him to win World War II in three months. Ken wants unrealistic
things.
So, in a related story, I was watching
late night cable porn this weekend. In case you aren't in the know,
cable porn is like actual porn, but instead of hardcore scenes of people
sexing it up, they show slow motion scenes of men rubbing thier faces
up against Tupperware titties. Anyway, what drew my eye was that the
precursor to said plastic jollies was a loose plot about a tech guy
going over to the porn queen's house because her web cam wouldn't work.
The REALLY built tech support guy hooked up a serial port camera to
her laptop. Apparently, this is porn from 1994, as serial ports are
about as well used as Jesus Jones concert tickets nowadays. And he didn't
even install any drivers! All he did was plug it in, put it on the screen,
and then take the chick into the can to monkey hump her in the bathtub.
Oh, and the only time that a tech
support guy gets THAT buffed up is if he ISN'T getting laid. This guy
was like He-Man with a helium hose stuck in his ass! I guess his body
would explain why he was surrounded by candles, gorilla pounding some
plastic stripper while I was surrounded by cats and ferrets WATCHING
him gorilla hump Plastic Patty.
Meh. Fuck 'im.
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