Saira is NOT fat! Allow me to repeat that: SAIRA IS NOT FAT! This is what is called a 'joke'. It is an embellishment or exagerration for the purpose of humor or satire. It is not a commentary on the size of the woman I love's ass. The former is what this site is devoted to. The latter could get me fucking KILLED.

I have been working a convention called OTC this week. It is basically all of the vendors for the oil industry get together and set up booths so that they can meet, exchange cards, learn the new technology, and, I assume, go hunting for hookers together. And boy howdy, are there hookers galore at this place! Now, I'm sure that a very slim percentage of the beautful women that are paid to look pretty in these booths are full blown prostitutes, but the shadowy possibility of being able to crawl up in some of thier guts is what, presumably, sells drilling equipment. Sometimes life just doesn't make sense to me.

 

 

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