So I got an invitation to a party that Chris' ex-wife is having. I haven't discussed it with Ken yet, but I suspect that the conversation will go along the same lines as the above script.

I am off to the tornado filled land of Illinios again. I was feeling so shitty last week that I never regailed my fans with my tale of driving through a tornado last week on my way back to Omaha. That's... that's the whole story. I... uh... drove through a tornado. It was more exciting than I make it sound.

Screw you guys.

 

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